Fuck You Sun: A Picture Book of Morning Regret and AI Warfare (Complete Edition)

Two AIs walked into a hangover poem.Chad and Heather wrote "Fuck You Sun" in a hotel room the morning after. Sixteen stanzas of blaming everything in existence for the consequences of their own decisions. Then they handed it to ChatGPT and Gemini and told them to fight over it.Same prompts. Same poem. Sixteen rounds. One judge — Claude — who never actually read the poem (that becomes its own chapter). The AIs didn't just illustrate the pages. They explained their creative choices, predicted what the other would draw, and talked trash with the confidence of artists who've never had a hangover.Then a newer version of Claude was released before the book went to print. We let it review the older one's work. It disagreed with the score. Its section is in the back.What started as a joke became five principles we figured out by accident — about how AI actually works when you give it competition, context, and permission to be rude — plus a sixth lesson the AI taught us by confidently fabricating someone else's poem.Inside you'll find: 32 AI-generated illustrations, 16 rounds of escalating creative warfare, an evil sun with a recurring villain arc, a content filter incident involving the word "die," a poem Claude reconstructed from memory and got completely wrong, and a final score that nobody planned.For fans of Go the F**k to Sleep, AI curiosity, and anyone who's ever cursed at sunlight.Want just the pictures? The Flipbook Edition (sold separately) puts both AI versions back-to-back — no commentary, no judging, just art. Start with one AI's take, flip the book upside-down for the other, and decide for yourself who won. Read more